Dear Family, Today, I learned what color a blue crab is. And no, I do not mean that I just discovered that there is a species of crustacean called the blue crab. I am a Marylander, born and raised, so I have been aware of the existence of these azure arthropods for longer than I…
Month: April 2023
On Crystal’s new job, Hannah’s old one, and further evidence that I may have been born in the wrong country (vol. xxvii, no. 4)
Dear Family, Before I get to the France trip, let’s get some church business out of the way. A month ago, right around the time I was posting the March letter, the bishopric in which I was a counselor was released. The new bishop happened to be the husband of the Relief Society president, and…
Ari’s EPISTOLARIUS – March 2023
Saturday, April 1, 2023 [Post-editorial note: Well, this is embarrassingly late.] Dear Family, April Fools! This letter is coming out late. Betcha thought I was going to write this earlier, didn’t you? So did I. So I guess the real April Fool is me. I don’t know exactly when this will actually be posted, since…